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minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.socialBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·13 days agoWhat do you call someone who spends a lot of time hanging out with real musicians? A drummer. A frog jumps into a Princess’s lap and tells her that he’s under a witch’s spell. If she kisses him he’ll turn into the world’s best drummer. She puts him in her purse and starts walking home. ‘Why didn’t you kiss me?’ ‘I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can make with the world’s best drummer.’
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·12 days agowhats got 3 legs and a cunt on top? a drum stool.
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.socialBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·12 days agoThat’s going in the quiver.
minus-squareSSETranquility@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 days agoOmg! So you can be armed (omg) with a joke
minus-squarecloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoAs a drummer, can confirm.
minus-squarebob_lemon@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·12 days agoI’m not sure about the last part. The world’s best drummer could probably stand in for an injured/sick drummer for any major metal band on short notice. Those guys make a very pretty penny.
minus-squareZyratoxx@fedia.ioOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·12 days agoBut what if she kissed the frog: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg
What do you call someone who spends a lot of time hanging out with real musicians?
A drummer.
A frog jumps into a Princess’s lap and tells her that he’s under a witch’s spell. If she kisses him he’ll turn into the world’s best drummer.
She puts him in her purse and starts walking home.
‘Why didn’t you kiss me?’
‘I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can make with the world’s best drummer.’
whats got 3 legs and a cunt on top? a drum stool.
That’s going in the quiver.
Omg! So you can be armed (omg) with a joke
As a drummer, can confirm.
I’m not sure about the last part. The world’s best drummer could probably stand in for an injured/sick drummer for any major metal band on short notice.
Those guys make a very pretty penny.
But what if she kissed the frog: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg
These are great! Ty