No special thought sharing this. Just found it in my Pictures folder and found it funny. :3
What do you call someone who spends a lot of time hanging out with real musicians?
A drummer.
A frog jumps into a Princess’s lap and tells her that he’s under a witch’s spell. If she kisses him he’ll turn into the world’s best drummer.
She puts him in her purse and starts walking home.
‘Why didn’t you kiss me?’
‘I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can make with the world’s best drummer.’
whats got 3 legs and a cunt on top? a drum stool.
That’s going in the quiver.
Omg! So you can be armed (omg) with a joke
As a drummer, can confirm.
I’m not sure about the last part. The world’s best drummer could probably stand in for an injured/sick drummer for any major metal band on short notice.
Those guys make a very pretty penny.
But what if she kissed the frog: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg
These are great! Ty
The best way to practise the two finger picking technique is with your girlfriend
Oh sorry! You’re bassist, you don’t have a girlfriend.You’ll never have to worry they have another girlfriend.
As a bassist, you should probably avoid me as I might rewrite your song lyrics to be subtly anti-capitalist
Oh noes, that would be horrible…
(Do you have a matrix, xmpp or signal account so I don’t DM you per accident?) :3c
fascist, fascist and fascist… yes.
So… do they get laid or not?
Utter rubbish. They’re acting like no bands have keyboardists any more.
Better do a re-watch to catch this scene
bass literally the hottest instrument wtf
harsh but true
