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I have never and I will never see someone cutting down a Flock camera.
I mean it’s the cameras’ job to keep track of criminals, right? So it’s not my job anymore to give a shit about where they went or what they looked like, surely.
Growing up watching Batman and Spiderman be told to leave it to the professionals, I think it might be my job to not interfere by knowing anything.
My memory has been shot for ten years anyways.
I mean, who am I gonna trust? Some person on the Internet saying that I didn’t see anything, or my lying eyes?
If you see someone
stealing baby fooddismantling the tools of oppression, no you didn’t.It’s never our job to assist the police. If they talk to you the only response is “am I being detained”
I think flock is stealing their own cameras so they can reset them and charge to replace them. There is a clear incentive.
This is a conspiracy I can get behind.
We haven’t seen Mitch McConnell in months.
I’m just saying…
His alibi is full of holes
Nobody stole them… It was just god’s plan for them to go away. Are you questioning god, Sir?
Amen
Ramen
Whoever they are, they were with me the entire night.
I know it’s a joke, but I’m hijacking youry comment because it’s a great example sentence on why you should never, ever talk to the police outside of an active emergency when you need their help.
You didn’t do anything, but your words self-incriminated you as someone who took part in the destruction of the cameras.
Hmm, never thought of it that way. Yes, if someone were incredibly stupid or malicious, that would certainly come off that way. So I can see why a cop might see it like that.
Exactly. And when they testify at trial that you admitted to being with the offender at the time of the crime, it’s not just the cop’s opinion you have to worry anout. Your defense of “I was lying to get the real culprit off the hook” also wouldn’t help you much at that point. Best case you’re looking at an obstruction conviction.
Even more interestingly - this scenario doesn’t require the officer to be corrupt.
Never talk to cops.
was a big brown beaver
Winona?
Jerry was driving the getaway car.
The Winona police can suck my balls.
But I thought Flock prevented theft???
If the police can’t even protect the tools they are using, what do they get paid for?
Have more cameras watching the other cameras
This is the way
Must have been the wind
OMG I just saw some white dude running down the road in a maga hat and striped boxers with like 2 dozen flock cameras on cut-off poles slung over his shoulder… straight up interstate toward Vancouver. If you hurry, I’m sure you can catch him!
FWIW almost no one likes these cameras. It very well could have been a MAGA. I’d imagine certain flavors of MAGAt could very easily be pushed against these installations. Don’t hate, manipulate!
They could track them down with Flock, if only…
Maybe that what happened, whoever cut the first one saw a second one, went oh fuck, then saw a third…
They were with me the whole night.
The cameras?
Everyone. Everyone except the cops were hanging out with me all night. Actually, I think the police should investigate themselves. They love doing that.
No, Flock the company. All of it.
