Some die of thirst while others drown.
I can fix her…but is she really even broken?
Dont cheat on her and you won’t find out.
What if I want some hot sauce in my asshole?
Have you tried happiness? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CirG2b4yFgI
Sounds like a pain in the ass
This might not be real, but that look of no regrets on her face certainly is.
I can fix her
What’s there to fix? She’s already perfect.
Her picture is… they’re quite generous…
Someone prepped for the photo before the crime
Not my kink… well, not not my kink…
Suddenly my kink.
Don’t knock it til you try it
You first. With video evidence.
This was a weird episode of Hot Ones.
Technically, the hot wing did enter my digestive tract.
I have to pay extra for that … :(
Feels like slop and there’s no associated news story
While I agree that this is likely not tied to specific real events, this is !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world, and that sorta low effort content is accepted here.
I think this is a 'shop rather than AI - but I could be wrong (and you said slop, not necessarily AI slop). It strikes me as dumb because if I were the wife doing this, I’d grab something with more kick than Tapatio.
Heck, I bet I could find some kinksters that do this sorta thing for fun. (But remember kids, consent is key!)
“Sure, Vietnam was fun, but not going-to-the-circus fun or fly-fishing-in-Montana fun. It was more shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and then sitting in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun.”
- Jimbo
For some people, that might be the hottest thing in the house.
“My SO isn’t Carolina Reaper hot or even Sriracha hot, not even really habanero or jalapeño hot - heck, the hottest thing in the house is probably the Tapatío.”
- OP
Tapatío is basically ketchup level heat. I would have sprung for the scorpion pepper sauce. (Yes, I know it gets hotter, but scorpions have that unique sting.)
Pure capsaicin crystals. 16,000,000 Scoville units
Cool. Put some in your rectum.
I have, multiple times, it just went into my mouth first. 😏
Nice. My trademark is ass to mouth.
I need to see the tits that were cheated with to make a fair judgement call on the (in-/) sanity of all parties involved.
Tapatío isn’t even hot. Not even a little.
I’m not familiar with the sauce, but I imagine that having vinegar + anal fissures will still hurt like a bitch.
I am familiar with anal fissures… Kill me.
You’re the husband, aren’t you?
