• go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Thank you, @otter@lemmy.ca, for showing a perfect example of what a post should look like.

    • The title has the name of this particular comic strip and the name of the comic/author.
    • The post has the original image for full quality.
    • The description includes a link to the specific page of the author’s website for this strip.

    I award you with the highest medal I can bestow:

  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    My brother had a kid and I always feel like some out of touch old man when we talk about it. Once he told me todlers can only have distilled water and I had to stop myself from going “Back in my day, my parents gave me tap water and I turned out fine!”

  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Ah yes the famous learning curve of having to READ the INSTRUCTION BOOKLET of the things you buy

    Land sakes ahead, HOW WILL WE MANAGE TO COPE WITH IT ALL

    The worst this is that it’s not even a READING thing.

    Its a CARING thing.

    God-damn, it’s your fucking baby. You wanted it? you should have turned since conception into a linear algebra organic machine, devoted solely to calculating solutions for MIGHT DIE scenarios for your baby, applying n dimensional matrices to explore possibility space

    Within the first few years, you should have been able to calculate most obvious scenarios (choking hazards, sand pits, piranhas, etc)

    That frees up time to calculate the utmost edge cases ( wormhole traveling, memetic incursions, local brane collapse, and so on)

    If you are smart about it, you can find an optimal stock selection strategy algorithm within P-Space

    You should print the output in binary tho