Buy Pepsi
I guess I don’t hate myself enough.
Yea, man. That can really mess with your guts, I hear
Plot twist: soda boxes are full of dildos.
Wait 'til you open the produce drawer.
Just the essentials…
The essentials and some beverages!
Thought I was the only one that chilled my alien dildos.
Normal Coke Enjoyer.
Walnuts in the refrigerator? That’s weird.
Nah, keep them from getting rancid in the summer heat.
Why the hell do you have your cokes packaged in cardboard?
easier to transport that way
Okay but I have more questions.
Why are they storing all those in the fridge? They could have 2 of them in there and the other cokes outside, that would be much more space efficient. There would be much more space for things other than cokes.
Thermal mess keeps the fridge cooler when opening the door
alt: an elephant standing inside a room. text at the bottom says “address me”.I should buy a dildo but I’m still too scared to put anything in my ass. Gotta practice first anyways.
Edit : I could also go for some Coke Zero.
Probably start with the dildo. The shape is gonna be easier to get used to.
uhm so from my experience is that it’s all psychological. the question is only whether you can relax deeply enough (pun intended)
At least you’re eating your vegetables
Using the lettuce to clean them out…
who says that vegetable’s not just there to rot?
I’ve also got an egg!
Nice try Violet08, you’ve exposed your alt account.
I was actually going to say, unlike the violet LARP situation, op actually bringing receipts.
I understand why folks think violet is a LARP, but I don’t. She’s too matter of fact about her posts and doesn’t seem to care very much if folks give her attention for it or not. She barely comments in reply to her posts, and most of all she has explicitly said she’ll never share a pic of herself.
I think someone larping would be way more over the top with what and how they posted, would post and comment more frequently, and would for sure generate some AI thirst trap (or just steal someone else’s picture) and claim it to be her.
YMMV, and reasonable folks can disagree, but I think violet is exactly what she claims to be.
you know what? you’re right, I really shouldn’t be browsing Lemmy at work
Fridge full of Cock-a-Cola.
No Chance, or was he too big to fit in there?
Those cucumbers are fucking purple and blue. You need to throw them out ASAP. You don’t want salmonella.
