Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
I “laid off” all my staff to get cocaine!
Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)
There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the word cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else’s computer rather amusing.
Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.
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I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to ‘Trump’ in articles and headlines to ‘someone with tiny hands’ on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.
Remember to use strong passwords people. It’s 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?
They’re gonna replace 50% of lawyers with cocaine in the next 6 months!
Using cocaine in vibe coding saves me hours of work!
My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
…wait.
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
If there is one thing I’m angry about, it’s that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.
I was born 1-10 decades too late.
You can still do it, you just need to get famous first
And talented.
That’s an important factor in it.
“Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide.”
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
generative cocaine 😂
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That’s how they get ya.
coc(AI)ne
Pfft, kids these days can’t do anything without cocaine.
Oh my good, I should’ve used cocaine sooner!!! It’s so amazing!!!
Just call
post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post")in a loopThat sounds pcocainenful.
cocainhasaiin it, so this will create an infinite expansion loop
Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.
teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.
“It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”
