Second of all, how dare you Thirdly, just because you’re right doesn’t mean you get to be an asshole about it
Nah, it’s worse. I’m your maintenance and barely self-sufficient at all. No wonders.
I’m high maintenance. Like an old car. You’ll have to work to get my ass up to do anything. I won’t ask you for anything though. Sitting here is just fine.
WHERE. is the shitpost?!
We seriousposting in shitpost now. Wait does that make it auto-shitpost?
OP where is the shit in ur post huh
We’re the shitpost. It’s us.
We are the shitposts we made along the way
The shitpost was inside us all along.
Lemmy shitpost
Looks inside
Regular post
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Answer or I’ll have to report you to the authorities ‼️‼️‼️
My recent mental health is the shit in this shitpost.
Talking about playing to an audience.
Everyone knows it’s illegal to say any post is not a shitpost. Literally every post is a shitpost!!! /s
Nope. The opposite. Everyone in the world is incompetent and if I want to have something done right I need to do it myself, therefore requiring very little from my environment: low maintenance.
(Exaggerated for dramatic effect)
Yeah.
Uuuuuuuugh, yes, this exactly.
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Should be check boxes instead of radio buttons
It does make weeding people out of your life easier though.
When you ask for very little from your friend circle or your relationships it’s a lot easier to see if people make an effort or not.
Oh boy, another meme to show my therapist. Dammit.
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No I’m low maintenance because the maintenance costs more than the value.
Accurate. Downvoted because this isn’t a shitpost.
Downvoted because I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.
I actually think OP added sufficient material outside of the post to turn something serious into a shitpost
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As a fellow burden to the world: that’s the fawning reaction at work
Kind of wish we could live for free without leaving a trace. No one’s resources consumed, no one bothered.
That’s the dream
Oh yea, but I do want to help in the background, just never be seen again.
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Heck was this guy saying
College girls 2 months after getting frisky at their first frat party:
“Boss you killed a child. Amazing. Mission complete. That right there is why you’re the best. Boss.”
without leaving a trace.
in that case you need to revert to mollusc, otherwise you’re gonna leave a skeleton.
JFC we’re supposed to laugh here I thought, not cry?
I shouldn’t even be around.
I don’t know which is worse: that there is no sense of self anymore, or that I have to put on masks to pretend there is.
I resonate with this, but on the other hand I feel like we live in such a self-centered time. If my cup is overflowing, why not dismiss trivial wants to pour into the cups of others? It provides far more enduring satisfaction from my experience.
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Low maintenance. I dislike most people, I dislike going out, I dislike buying stuff I can do myself. All I want is to be by myself and read in peace. I do like kids and talking tho, so just going to uni or watching over young family members is enough for me.
