This is open class warfare.
This is basically saying “reject humans, become a Google/Microsoft/Anthropic subsidiary!”
Ava the AI BDR
Gave your clients root access because they asked nicely
Ava the AI BDR
Deleted your client’s entire database because someone told them to as a joke (in an unrelated post on StackOverflow 11 years ago).
…Big Dick Robot
Hi this is a relatively new form of ‘ragebait’ ad which is designed to be shared on social media by people who hate it.
The vast majority of people think it’s disgusting, but it gets shared around enough that the CO’s which they’re actually marketing to will see it and be tempted.
Please don’t give it the attention it wants.
Came here to post the same.
Came here to post the same.
Maybe this should be the graffiti
really?
Yes. It loosely fits into the category of viral marketing, which usually tries to exploit positive emotions to spread brand awareness (eg. through memes), but in this case they’re achieving the same effect by harnessing people’s anger at the state of the world. It’s a little dark!
Hate drives post interaction more than any other emotion, advertising is now all about online post interaction because it’s where many people shop now. Anytime you feel upset at an Ad it means it worked because you thought about it.
I doubt there are any CEOs on Lemmy
Well, shit
772 upvotes at the moment I’m replying
And I fell for the rage bait too
Seems to work too well…
The only reason they say graffiti is immoral is because it makes it harder to sell property to people who’ve been condition to hate it.
Building your business on AI is like building on quicksand.
No wait… let them cook.
The faster late stage capitalism collapses all the unnecessary SEO farm shellfront companies the better.
When I first started my business, it was all about AI. Everyone said I was daft to build a business with AI, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It crashed and went bankrupt. So I built a second one. That crashed and went bankrupt. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then crashed and went bankrupt. But the fourth one broke even. And that’s what you’re going to get, everyone, the most stable business in all the world.
Booking meetings is not a fucking achievement. In my line of work having a bunch of meetings means shit is going off the rails. but I guess this ad is probably targeted at the worthless middle managers that don’t know what to do with their time if they’re not in meetings all day.
My company sometimes we just have meetings for fun.
Like next week, ive got a meeting scheduled with my my friend, whos our marketing and sales lead, not because theres anything work related that we couldnt handle with phone or email, but just because weve both been super busy outside of work, and haven’t had a chance to hang in a couple months.
So weve scheduled a 2 hour meeting for Wednesday end of day, and we’ll grab drinks, go over the sales permitting and builds for the next month, and catch up.
There’s a little accelerationist inside of me, that hopes that every company that can “hire” AI, does so and ruins their entire bussiness and goes bankrupt with it.
I imagine a lot of the companies will realize that the purported benefits of AI have hidden defects they have to fix, piling up lots of hidden technical/administrative debt, right around the time their AI vendors jack up prices or go out of business so that they’re stuck with unmaintainable stuff (code, workflows, processes) that they don’t fully understand, built by and for AI agents that no longer exist.
And then get bailed out
Only the biggest ones
Yes.
Ava the AI BDR
Cleaned out your production server and all backups.
There are zero bugs now
Server load is at 3%
Why didn’t you remove the server? This would have saved valuble money.
That’s a super lame meatspace task for meat puppets.
“NEVER FUCKING GUESS!” — and that’s exactly what I did. I guessed that deleting a staging volume via the API would be scoped to staging only. I didn’t verify.
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Big Dick Robot?
On the other hand: The faster the bubble collapses under the weight of the promises it can not keep the better. Go ahead business “elite”, fire everybody whose job you don’t understand. But also make some noise when shit doesn’t work out.
Seriously. Sorry Steve, Ava took your job and booked 12 meetings. 8 were done flawlessly. Three were set between 1 and 6 am. The last meeting with a competitor’s legal team was set and Ava so helpfully forwarded the company’s confidential internal documents for everyone to see.
Savings!
M3ganAI: “you weren’t going to win that case anyway. It’s cheaper to lose this quarter than next quarter” Business major: “there’s a next quarter? Companies last that long?” M3ganAI: “……I might be overthinking this, actually.”
Then delete all the data on the servers.
Nah, let Ava book the correct meetings. AI bots are attending those.
I can’t wait tbh
As time passes, I grow more doubtful whether the bubble will collapse. We have been in a bubble about 4-5 years now and VC money doesn’t seem to be drying up? I’m not sure how long the market will stay irrational.
And even if the bubble collapses, AI tools will be here to stay (ex: ai agents/ code analysis tools in software development)
These 12 fucking meetings could have been emails you fucking AI fuck.
If Ava is booking meetings ,“she’s” fired. The last thing I need is more fucking meetings.
It’s as if they think the purpose of work is just to be as busy as possible and not to support people’s lives.
That is definitely a common thought amongst the management types.
Give me spray paint. I’m on it
"Booked 12 meetings, 3 of which are at the same time and 2 with people you don’t even know they just want to contact you about your car insurance.
I also researched 1268 prospects that are completely useless and never should have been looked at in the first place but high numbers look productive."
I just researched 12680 prospects! What does it mean? Who the fuck knows. Sounds impressive though.
