NYC mayor ignites division, creating 2-tier payment system for public services
I hate you and love you all at once. /s?
i should have been a propagandist I guess
It’s not too late to be a satirest. Practically the same skillset
Satire dies when reality becomes this crazy.
I honestly don’t know how the onion is still in business when you have to try this hard to come up with something that actually feels satirical instead of just another normal headline in a sea of the unimaginable
“Antifa Mamdani spends New Yorkers’ tax payer money to transport illegal and homeless people to work at abortion clinics”
sounds awesome
Made possible by viewers like you, the SPLC, and the George Soros Foundation for anti-american activities.
Dang. That’s the one thing I feared the most.
Oh Dayum Tucker, did you and Banon come up with that together?
I nearly puked but I managed myself ;)
Mamdani is inviting the homeless to stay on the subway for a reduced cost while normal people pay the price.
I think people are missing your solid Fox News headline.
Ooo, now you’re working for Sky News. This is the take the magas will use.
Ooh no he is inviting those to homeless shelters instead. https://www.nyc.gov/mayors-office/news/2026/02/mayor-mamdani-announces-opening-of-new-safe-haven-shelter-in-low
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You serious?
This whole comment section is dedicated to suggested Fox News headlines. So no, I am not serious.
Surely you are serious?
Don’t call me Shirley :)
I’m not serious and don’t call me Shirley!
But like you do really mean it, no?
The title of the post is “Give me that Fox News spin”…
Ah…
That’s unfortunate. The situation was not helped by lack of scaffolding, i.e., no quotation marks, quote formatting, or “false” attribution.
You mean “sorry, I completely missed that”
I didn’t apologize because I didn’t harm them. I asked if they were serious. Whatever harm you think happened is unrelated to my comment.
I said it was “unfortunate” because, by the ratio of ‘1 initial upvote:entirely downvotes’ they already had when I made my comment, other people had been confused like me and had just silently downvoted them.
Yes, it was the victim’s fault that you shot them because they were not wearing it. Don’t shoot me vest. Clearly you thought they were an armed gunman we get that but you know context matters. You are on a shooting range.
“Shot them”. I asked if they were serious. Why are you pretending I’ve harmed someone by not understanding? I didn’t even downvote him, as immaterial as that is. And it wasn’t even like I insulted him in the process of asking.
To fix your hit piece: it’s like I saw someone with a gun and asked “what are you doing with that gun?”. And then someone pointed out we were at a gun range.
He has such an electable face. I wish I could vote for him
He smiles with his whole face, it’s like the polar opposite of the ghouls who’s smile never touches their eyes.
I know that kind of thing can be faked, but Mamdani just seems so fucking happy that he actually gets to help people.
I fear for him.
Democrat/Muslim mayor of NYC claims to cut spending for transit, but is it really helping everyone?
You are now an editor at the New York Post. When can you start your position?
This is bad news for the already struggling millionaires in New York.
As a German that is included in “everyone”: definitely not!
I appreciate it anyways, go go Mr M!
OR: Democrat/Muslim mayor of NYC claims to cut spending for transit, but does it decrease congestion?
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THIS IS RACISM AND SEGREGATION. TWO TIER FARES
and other attempts at framing it as bad
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Be the Mamdani you want up see in the world!
Jokes aside, I’m with you my dude, I just want people who aren’t psychopaths running things, it shouldn’t be that hard and New York has proven that you can have not just a mediocre leader, but an actual good one…
I want a Zohran Mamdani for my city ;-;
This just in:
Subway Revenue Down 50% Since Mamdani Took Office
^^*actual ^^revenue ^^increased ^^due ^^to ^^increased ^^ridership ^^and ^^simple ^^anti-corruption ^^efforts ^^in ^^contracting.
Edit; Formatting is hard, and I’m giving up on the joke. Fox would never admit to such truths even in a subscript at the bottom of an article.
*actual revenue increased due to increased ridership and simple anti-corruption efforts in contracting.
Was this the aim? Just do ^this^ for every word.
The escape character turned your markdown to html
I’ve checked on voyager and fennec browser. It looks correct on both. Which app are you viewing it on?
Jerboa
Interesting issue. Jerboa might be having issues with superscript markdown. Does this show up correct?
Voyager
Fennec
Yep. Original comment looked good in browser too (as you’ve stated.) <p> epsom *isopropyl* ^methyl^ </p> <sup> ethyl </sup>
Not much. 'sup wit u?
^*I think for superscript on long sentences you just put one carrot at the beginning and end of your sentence like so.^
~Subscript uses a tilde at the beginning and end of the sentence~
🥕Is it working?🥕
Maybe with some fine tuning: “NYC Subway at risk of bankrupcy as Mamdani slashes its revenues!”
It’s like reading KDE feature updates as a hyprland elitist. Doesn’t affect me directly, but still stoked at what’s new
I think you just confused the MAGA politicians. You might end up on a watchlist
hyprland elitist
He’s been added to the potential furry and/or thigh sock and thigh sock accessories enthusiasts list.
I’m sick at the moment with the flu. So, those knee high socks sound good. As well as a furry stume
I’m currently a KDE elitist, how do I upgrade my subscription?
Also will I need to transition?
You either have to transition or forego any social life
Watch this cut fare jumpers better than any 12ft barrier
“Socialist NYC Mayor sets highest rate of subway fares for regular Americans while providing subsidies for criminals to come to your neighborhood” /Fox news
And the republicans said he couldn’t govern.
Wow, what an asshole for helping other human beings. This fucking guy!
fox news spin: “woke communist so-called ‘mayor’ declares war on middle and upper class. also eats christian babies”
That’s a bit more like the New York Post. 😉
I could definitely see “Mamdani wants to make doctors pay more for transit” or something
