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Can’t blame a guy for taking a shot. What’s the worst that could happen? They all get disgusted and blow him off? He’s no worse off than he was.
But then later that night, the one who is the secret super freak, excited that the guy actually proposed a 4 way, calls him for a mind-blowing booty call.
The Costanza switcheroo then.
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Eww
Thanks for assembling that list, but ewwwwww
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It absolutely could. Some things shouldn’t be left to fester in darkness, no matter how ugly they are in the light.
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Move of a champion.
This was the only real option. Any other choice other than not even responding could have offended.
Idk how girls would react to this but I’m telling you every guy here thinks this man is a champion and we haven’t even seen him lol
Someone call the game warden, my man has 3 lines in the water!!
When I think my server is hot I reduce tbe over locking.
I mean… It’s not like he could recognize them by phone number.
Maybe they wrote the numbers next to what they ordered?
Perfect. Retired gifs.
that shit ain’t retired… we’re still living in the matrix.
or so it feels like.
But those aren’t numbers, it’s Japanese. You are just reading Japanese!
He said he doesn’t even see numbers
Sadly, imgur geoblocks the UK so I can’t see anything.
It’s Cypher telling Neo he doesn’t even see numbers. Just redhead, blonde, etc.
The alt text we needed all along
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Isn’t that supposed to represent failure? I’m not intimately familiar though
Coldcell, when they referenced the meme.
Was he alluding to jerking it over code?
Didn’t think of it at the time but considering the context…
Yes, Cypher was watching porn.
More like he was spying on people who were unaware that they were in a simulator.
Good to know that even in the far dystopian, apocalyptic future. People will still look at porn.
It’s a gif from The Matrix where Cypher says to Neo “I don’t even see the numbers anymore. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.”
I set up the Redirector Firefox addon to take me to imgur images’ https://imgur.artemislena.eu/ mirror when I open them (though sadly doesn’t work with embedded images).
Firefox now also has built-in free VPN if that’s more your thing, though I don’t want to remember to turn it on and off all the time, so I stick with the redirection.
Wow Lemmy! Theres almost as many people helping out this geocached user as there are responses to this post!
Zeigarnik effect and he still has no idea.
Gotta leave a headshot.
That’s either really wholesome or really smooth and I can’t decide which.
Or really ambitious
All of the above and the confidence is seductive
Maybe he just wants to be friends with them all! Most straight guys don’t have enough genuine friends who are women.
Or
Better to hang out as a group first, get to know each other in a different context, and maybe safer too, once fucking decisions are made.
Or
Maybe he doesn’t know if they each know the others gave him their numbers and wants to eliminate the drama of them finding out separately.
The word “fucking” is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It truly is a masterpiece of linguistics.
Or, he doesn’t remember which number is who.
Whoa
OR
Dude is trying to create a life long memory of the time he had a 4 way.
And if they tipped, he could say he got paid to do it
5 way, unless he’s just watching the girls. Which, like, if that’s his thing and they’re into it, works too!
5 way
Can you imagine? Thats way too much stress.
Nah it’s just spaghetti, chili, cheese, beans, and onions. Nothing to stress about
But fr it would only be stressful if they aren’t into each other, at which point that’s on them for agreeing to it
Someone has to hold the camera, pics or it didnt happen.
What do you think selfie sticks are for?
I thought selfie sticks existed to announce to everybody in the vicinity that you’re a pillock.
I must record my trip to Disneyland from an altitude of 7 ft because that’s totally what everyone wants.
I was sort of joking in my previous comment, but since you mentioned it, I’ve actually seen an interesting use for selfie sticks: third-person video. I saw a video of someone putting the selfie stick over his shoulder facing forward to where he himself was looking, and creating a third-person video that way; it recorded everything he saw as he walked, but you could also see the back of his head and shoulders himself as he moved forward. I thought that was pretty cool.
so you’re telling me … there is a chance?
Or maybe he’s gay and is just looking to have a girl time.
Or maybe he’s three kids in a trench coat.
Or trans.
The gay part and also this
And on top of all that, a serial killer looking for more ears for xer ear wall.
this
Turns out he’s gay and knows they’ll be a fun group to roll with.
Or a stalker.
They all live in one shared house, he’s outside the front door.
Or! He is a wizard in the basement. He can enchant potatoes.
My gay friends used to call these their Fag Hags. It always made me think of those witches stirring the cauldron…double bubble toil and trouble
I thought that was obvious when it said he was a hot server.
The man saw an opportunity and took it!
That seems like a foreseeable outcome. How many other chances are you going to have for a fivesome? Shoot your shot, dude.
Maybe he just legit wants to see what they have planned.
When I was single I loved hanging out with groups and basically deferring the decision of who actually try to get with, after I got to know them a bit better.
If the group all want me to end up with the same woman, and they’re all wingmanning that one friend, maybe because she’s more shy, then it’d be great to hang out with them as a group and see if we’re compatible.
If they all individually want to hook up with me, great, let’s see them all in a comfortable and fun setting to see who I get along with best.
And even if it turns out I wouldn’t want to hook up with any of them, if they’re fun people it would be fun to hang out and see what else is going on. It’s actually a lot easier to talk to women when you’re already surrounded by women. And maybe you could introduce your own friend who would get along better with one or more of them.
You get it man :)
Hmm…true, if only everyone thought like that.
I moved to new cities like 7 or 8 times in my teens and 20’s (before smartphones, and for the most part before social media at all). Each move was a crash course in getting plugged into a new social circle, so I learned to be pretty quick at making new friends and understanding the personality types and social dynamics that I liked to be around.
At some point I learned to just say “yes” to new social situations, and see how they played out. It didn’t always work out for the best, but my openness to new people was generally a good thing to have in my life.
I think the problem for most people is not the “saying yes” part, but the breaking into any social circle at all to begin with.
Groups are generally pretty tight knit and not accepting of outsiders in most environments and after early to mid 20’s, even if you are just trying to make friends, unless someone is the 1 in 100 very charismatic people that everyone instantly vibes with like one of my friends is.
I made friends pretty easily before I turned 25 or so, now in order to make friends with other guys (I moved countries), I have to either be into watching sports, cars, or getting blackout drunk.
I think the problem for most people is not the “saying yes” part, but the breaking into any social circle at all to begin with.
That’s true. I broke into social circles through several avenues, in rough order of difficulty:
- People I met through school or work. Very natural. Taking a bit of a leap from the basic introductory small talk of “what did you do this past weekend” to “what are you doing this next weekend” to talking about those activities and saying “that sounds fun, I’d like to do that sometime too” and then making arrangements outside of school/work.
- People I met through casual pickup sports or gym classes or other group activities around social hobbies. Play a few basketball games at a local gym or court and get to know a few other regulars and their names, eventually see who you vibe with and do the same “what did you do last weekend” and jump to an activity you can do together.
- Neighbors. There’s plenty of reason to talk to people when there’s a lot of overlap in space and geography. New neighbors are always looking for recommendations, so when you’re the new neighbor a simple note or a greeting can introduce yourself and kick things off, see if you’re gonna get along.
- People I met through repeated familiarity. The same faces at the dog park, the same faces in line at your neighborhood coffee shop or bar, on your bus/train, etc., builds some kind of familiarity. There’s not always a reason to interact, but it can sometimes come up: commentary about the dogs playing with each other, excuse me do you mind if I plug in my laptop next to your seat, oh wow what did you order because that looks cool. It’s a low success rate but often a high number of natural opportunities for attempts.
From there, meeting friends of friends can kick start new friendships, too.
And look, I had great success making lots of friends, but had less success with dating through most of my 20’s. Things didn’t really start clicking for me in the dating scene until I was in my late 20’s and genuinely comfortable in my own personality, and whatever confidence I had in myself came through as a kind of authenticity that some women liked in a sexual/romantic partner, not just what people were looking for in friendships.
Well, did the group go out later?
“The Gang Gets Banged”
-IASIP
how would he have known who’s phone number belongs to whom?
I think the idea was he’d pick one when they paid, and just grab the number from that receipt
